IN HONOUR OF THE PARIS-NICE, MY FAVOURITE FUCKING RACE, WHICH IS ABOUT TO START, AND BECAUSE THE ANNUAL TOM SIMPSON MEMORIAL RIDE IS HAPPENING TODAY.
THIS IS HOW WE SHOULD REMEMBER HIM, PEOPLE. TOMMY, THIS ONE’S FOR YOU.
I BET HE RIDES IT LIKE HE FUCKING STOLE IT. TALK ABOUT GO FASTER STRIPES.
TASH GAME: FUCKING STRONG.
AND LO, AS THE HOODED RIDER PASSED METEORITES RAINED DOWN, AND IT BECAME KNOWN AS THE BIG RING APOCALYPSE.
RIP MARCO. FINAL ASCENT VALENTINE’S DAY 2004
THEY DIDN’T CALL HIM THE POCKET ROCKET FOR NOTHING.
GERT’S SO FUCKING PUMPED HE DOESN’T KNOW WHETHER TO RIDE HIS MAGNESIUM FUCKING BIKE OR JUST THROW IT THROUGH THE STUDIO WALL AND RUN TOWARDS THE HORIZON UNTIL HIS LEGS GIVE OUT.
AND THERE’S A TRUCK AIRBRUSHED ON THE WALL. FUCK!!
PROPS TO TOM SOUTHAM FOR FINDING THIS ONE.
