"CYCLING IS LIKE BOXING: IT’S NOT A GAME. IT’S A HARD, TERRIBLE, PITILESS SPORT THAT DEMANDS VERY GREAT SACRIFICES. ONE PLAYS FOOTBALL, TENNIS, HOCKEY, BUT ONE DOESN’T PLAY AT CYCLING."

JEAN DE GRIBALDY

THAT’S RIGHT LADS: SMASH SOME FUCKING PINS. 

THAT’S RIGHT LADS: SMASH SOME FUCKING PINS. 

BERNARD PREFERRED TO SCORN FANCY ITALIAN TECHNOLOGY AND JUST OPEN A CAN OF FUCKING WHOOPASS ON THE WORLD.

BERNARD PREFERRED TO SCORN FANCY ITALIAN TECHNOLOGY AND JUST OPEN A CAN OF FUCKING WHOOPASS ON THE WORLD.

RESEARCH HAS SHOWN THAT ANY AERODYNAMIC DRAG CREATED BY WEARING TUBS AROUND THE SHOULDERS IS TOTALLY NEGATED BY BEING A COMPLETE FUCKING BADASS. 

RESEARCH HAS SHOWN THAT ANY AERODYNAMIC DRAG CREATED BY WEARING TUBS AROUND THE SHOULDERS IS TOTALLY NEGATED BY BEING A COMPLETE FUCKING BADASS. 

HEY BITCHCAKES, HOW D’YOU LIKE THAT HOARDING?

HEY BITCHCAKES, HOW D’YOU LIKE THAT HOARDING?

WELL ROGER ME SIDEWAYS IF MAURICE GARIN ISN’T BRAD PITT’S HARDER, BETTER-FUCKING-LOOKING GRANDDAD. 

WELL ROGER ME SIDEWAYS IF MAURICE GARIN ISN’T BRAD PITT’S HARDER, BETTER-FUCKING-LOOKING GRANDDAD.